Comedians

A comedian provided his hilarious take on why his wife still baffles him. He even mentioned that he has known her for most of his life, but is often still left confused and confounded by her. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why he still has trouble understanding his better half. Anything worth having in life is not easy. Those things often require diligent, painstaking, hard work, a fair amount of time and a ton of perseverance. Despite the popular saying, the good things in life are not free; there is a cost, but when it truly matters, the price will always be worth it. Most people would include marriage in that category when considering things in life that are worthwhile. However, marriage is not always easy. It involves two flawed people who often have differing opinions on various topics and subjects. This can and does lead to arguments and heated disagreements. Nobody sees things exactly the same way. However, if we persevere and choose to work through those differences and challenges, marriage will be and always is worth it. But even when we continually choose love in a marriage relationship, that doesnt mean well always understand the other person. In fact, there are times when well be completely and entirely left baffled and befuddled by the other individual. Why did they do this? We dont know, and maybe they dont either. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Chad Thornsberry explains the many things his wife does that leave him scratching his head. The most hilarious part of the entire clip is that immediately after waking up, his wife is already upset with him. She isnt thrilled with the actions he took in her dream. Yes, you read that correctly, his wife expressed his dissatisfaction with him because he did something she did not appreciate in a dream she had. Sometimes you just cant win. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

You'll be cracking up as this Mama's Family reunion goes off the rails. The dysfunctional but hilarious family strikes again, this time with one member making his long-awaited return. Watch the short but hysterical clip of a classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. It's always nice to get together with family and friends, especially those we haven't seen in quite some time. Typically, at most such gatherings, there is a prolonged period where everyone gets reacquainted. People will ask one another how they've been, how life is treating them and what they are doing at this present moment. That is how normal people function. However, as we've seen, the Harpers are anything but normal. Eunice, Thelma and every other character in those series of Mama's Family sketches walk and, also yell at each other, to the tune of a different drum. If you're a member of that family and not screaming at the top of your lungs, you won't be heard and will instead be overlooked, even if you're doing some amazing, one-of-a-kind things with your life. In a clip posted on YouTube, Eunice's brother, Phil, has come home for a quick visit after five years away. Much has happened in Phil's life, and he's ready to tell everyone what he's been up to, but it's hilariously overlooked. Phil has won several prestigious awards, including the Pulitzer Prize and a Nobel Prize. Sadly, no one in the family has any idea what those are, or they just don't care. Instead, hilariously enough, everyone is much more concerned about what a dog in the other room is doing and acting than their own flesh and blood. This hysterical skit illustrates the importance of genuinely listening to others after asking them a question. No one wants to feel like they are talking to a brick wall. Proverbs 25:12 Like a nose-ring of gold and an ornament of the best gold, is a wise man who says sharp words to an ear ready to give attention.

A comedian has a hilarious bit about looking for a neighborhood with no HOA. The funnyman, Jeff Allen, desperately wanted to live in a neighborhood without a homeowner's association, and he knew the precise moment he found such a place. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Jeff saw that heavily indicated that there was no HOA in this one particular neighborhood. Home ownership is part of the American dream, or at least that used to be the case. With the continued and steady increase in the price of, well, everything, sadly, owning a home may be out of reach for some individuals. Many people, due to one or more economic factors, are forced to rent. However, there are still some people who can own homes and even retire. But even after buying the house, placing a down payment and then paying a monthly mortgage, other fees and expenses come with home ownership, especially if you live in a neighborhood with an HOA. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff, while searching for a new place to live with his wife, mentioned that he wanted to be in a neighborhood without an HOA. Eventually, they came across a neighborhood where they were pretty sure, for one hilarious reason, that did not have a homeowners' association. We moved to Tennessee, I told my wife, 'I don't care where we live, just no homeowners,' Jeff said. That's the only rule I have. You can pick wherever you want to live no homeowners. Later in the clip, Jeff added that he and his wife were driving down the street when they spotted a most unusual sight. So, we were driving around our town, and we're driving down the street, and we see a family of four on their front lawn in the middle of an activity, he said. I got to tell you, I've been around, I hadn't seen before. All four of them were in the process of burning the family couch on the front lawn. I fell out of the car, I said, 'Thank you, Lord Jesus. You have brought me to the Promised Land. There's no homeowners' association here.' Proverbs 14:1 Wisdom is building her house, but the foolish woman is pulling it down with her hands.

Michael Jr.s quick-witted response to an audience member has everyone laughing. The talented funnyman demonstrated how fast his brain works with this hysterical and spot-on retort to someone in the audience. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what he said that had everyone laughing uncontrollably. Stand-up comedy is not an easy endeavor. Standing up on stage all by yourself, trying to get people to laugh with you and not at you, is a daunting and overwhelming task. There is no hiding from failure as a stand-up comic. If the jokes fall flat and theres nothing but crickets, thats on the comedian, and no one else. A career in stand-up comedy is not for everyone. It takes a special kind of person to pursue and then become a successful comic. Its not for the faint of heart or someone afraid of failure or criticism. Additionally, it also helps to be quick with a snappy and witty comeback. A quick wit will help in a lot of areas in life, but certainly when it comes to being a stand-up comic who is trying to get people to laugh. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Michael Jr. engaged in a short back-and-forth with an audience member, leaving everyone rolling with laughter. It started as a regular conversation, but then Michael asked the man a simple, straightforward question, which the man answered quickly. However, it was Michaels unexpected and quick-witted response that elicited laughter from everyone in the audience. Michael initially had trouble locating the person in the audience who was talking to him, but once he found him, he asked the man for his name. Alright, sir, whats your name? Whats your name? Michael asked. Doug, the audience member answered. Doug, like the past tense of dig, Michael responded, causing laughter throughout the room. Who comes up with a response like that on the spot? His answer shows you how the mind of a comedian works. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A long line in the Chick-fil-A drive-thru led to this couples hilarious argument. Both desperately wanted some of that tasty chicken, but had to wait, which led to harsh words being exchanged and tempers flaring. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what this couple said to each other as they waited for some Chick-fil-A chicken. Fast food is something we would all do better to avoid. Of course, its simply not the healthiest food in the world. Additionally, with the steady increase in prices of everything, fast food is not a good choice for the wallet, either. Regardless of what it does to the waistline and the pocketbook, sometimes fast food hits the spot. And they do say everything in moderation, right? One of the most popular fast-food chains in the United States of America is Chick-fil-A. Their chicken sandwiches are consistently regarded by many as some of the best available. Personally, in my opinion, their chicken is very average, nothing special, but it manages to get the job done. Despite my feelings about their chicken, people are willing to wait in long drive-thru lines to get their hands on Chick-fil-As chicken. A clip posted on YouTube shows how a long line at Chick-fil-A caused a couple to hilariously lash out at one another. John Crist, who plays the boyfriend in the skit, and the woman trade barbs with each other. Its clear that they are both hangry and are taking it out on one another as they wait what feels like an eternity for chicken. Eventually, the woman begins praying, hoping that the cars will start moving. They then start trying to figure out whether theyve committed any sins recently, which they believe may be the reason why they remain stuck in the drive-thru line. However, their anger and argument are short-lived, as they soon proceed in line and finally place their order. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

John Crist turns Christmas inflatables into comedy gold in this must-see skit. This absolutely hysterical skit about inflatables and all Christmas decorations will have you doubled over with laughter and struggling to catch your breath. Watch this short but hilarious clip to hear Johns take on those popular blow-up Christmas decorations that adorn far too many peoples front yards. Christmas is, as many beloved holiday tunes have stated, the best time of the entire year. Who could argue otherwise? No other holiday can really compete with Christmas. It has everything going for it. Arbor Day, Valentines Day and St. Patricks Day have nothing on Christmas. The only drawback may be the often frigid temperatures and bone-chilling windchills that accompany Christmas. When it comes to Christmas, there are hundreds, thousands of ways to decorate, and many people go all out for the holiday season. Theyll cover their house in bright, multicolored, twinkling lights, place a wreath on their door and put various Christmas-themed ornaments throughout the yard. However, one type of Christmas decoration that has gained in popularity over the years is inflatable decorations. Every year, it seems that more and more people have those large plastic items in their yards. While Im not personally a fan of them, many people seem to really like them. John doesnt appear to be a fan, either. In a clip posted on YouTube, John scours his town, visiting store after store in search of the massive decorations that can be seen from several blocks away. He even made a stop at Cracker Barrel, seeing if they might have a collection of those in-demand decorations. As he goes from store to store, John stays in character, providing commentary on Christmas inflatables and everything in between. His hysterical one-liners about Christmas, inflatables, Home Depot and when he plans to take down his decorations will have you cracking up. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatze has a lot of questions for his wife about food. The popular comedian is not the most confident when it comes to the kitchen and has to rely heavily on his better half for assistance. Watch the short and hysterical clip to hear about Nates struggles in the kitchen and some of the questions he has to ask his wife. Everyone loves to eat. Who doesnt love consuming delicious, mouth-watering food? Now, while all enjoy ingesting food, not everyone is skilled in its creation and preparation. Cooking is most certainly a talent and a skill, and like every other talent, some people possess it, while others do not. However, while being able to whip up delectable dishes and picture-perfect meals is something many people naturally possess, cooking is still something that can be learned and developed. Sadly, for others learning how to cook is out of the question and beyond their ability and skill set. Turning on and punching numbers on a microwave and the air fryer are as far as some people will go in their cooking journey. A clip posted on YouTube makes it clear that Nate is one of those people. In the video, Nate mentions that whenever hes in the kitchen, he has a lot of questions. For answers to his many questions about the kitchen and all things food, he turns to his wife. I dont know what I like and dont like to eat, he said. I mean, someone can be like, You want to try this? and I got to get her involved. Im like, I dont think so. Later in the clip, he added that his knowledge of a microwave is very limited. I dont know how long to microwave something, he said. I have to ask her every time, as if her family invented the microwave. How long do we microwave this for? And shes like, Do it till its hot. Its like, but I know you know a number, you know? Just say the number. Proverbs 15:13 A glad heart makes a cheerful face; but an aching heart breaks the spirit.

Paul McCartney and Martin Short are hilarious in this Saturday Night Live Christmas sketch. The comedic legend and the former Beatle will have you double over with laughter and struggling to catch your breath. Watch this short but hysterical SNL Christmas skit featuring Martin Short and Paul McCartney. Martin Short and Paul McCartney are two individuals who have enjoyed successful careers spanning decades. Because they have been in the public eye for so long, people are most certainly aware of them and their legendary talents. Martin is someone who, with a simple look or a well-delivered line, can send an entire audience into hysterics. Of course, Paul is one of the most legendary musicians of all time, a former frontman for the most iconic, beloved band of all time, The Beatles. However, in a skit from the popular, long-running sketch comedy program, they use the fact that everyone knows who Paul McCartney is to great comedic effect. Martin and Paul are cousins trying out for a school Christmas pageant together. Martin is exceptionally demanding and more than a little cruel, wanting nothing more than to be the center of attention. Hilariously, believing that Paul has no musical talent whatsoever, Martin relegates Paul to playing the triangle. Before they even get started, Martin, as Caleb, wants to make one thing clear. But a quick correction, we are not a singing duo, Martin says. Im the singer and Monty plays the triangle, which is for the best because you dont want to hear Monty sing. Paul, as Monty, mentions that he does enjoy singing and likes doing it, but his efforts are blocked at every attempt. Unfortunately, their audition did not go well. Caleb gets upset and storms off, leaving Monty to finish the performance by himself. The clip ends in a way that you will not see coming. Colossians 3:16 Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.

A comedian has explained why women often seem to win arguments. The funnyman, Brian Moote, shared his insight into why he believes women have a much better win-loss record than men in terms of arguments. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to listen to Brians hysterical analysis of arguments between men and women. No two people are 100 percent alike. We are all unique individuals, different from each other in one way or another. Even the most compatible, harmonious and agreeable people are not similar in every way. Imagine how boring life would be if that were the case. Who would want to live like that? Since we are individuals who often see and think about things differently, that can and frequently will result in disagreements. Disagreements are normal and will happen from time to time. That is especially true regarding a husband and wife. Arguments, as every married person knows all too well, will not agree on every single issue or topic. However, when it comes to who is the victor most often during these martial spats and disagreements, Brian, in his mind, says there is a clear-cut winner, nearly every single time. His reason for saying this is absolutely hilarious, and he provides several real-life examples to support his perspective. I learned that Im terrible at arguing, he said. I dont think men and women, I dont think were even doing the same thing. Were not even playing the same game. When it comes to arguing, women are playing chess and men are playing Hungry, Hungry Hippos. Thats it. Thats all were doing. We have no idea what were doing. He later mentions that men will lose arguments because they dont even know they are happening. I lost this one the other day, he said. This one made me, I was just kind of like, blown away at how quickly she checkmated me in an argument I didnt even know I was in. I walked into the kitchen and out of the kitchen successfully, as far as Im concerned. And she goes, Yeah, I knew it. And I could tell by her tone, shes like, I won. And Im like, You know what? How did I screw that up? She goes, I knew you werent going to unload the dishwasher. Hilariously, he didnt know that the dishwasher needed to be emptied, but neither did she. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian has hysterically explained why grandchildren are lifes greatest reward. The funnyman, Jeff Allen, shared why those youngsters are the greatest blessing. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear why Jeff believes this without a doubt. Can you think of any greater honor than being a mother or a father? There is undoubtedly no title or position you can achieve that will ever be more important or make a greater impact. Children are truly a blessing from the Lord, bringing immense joy and happiness to every household. However, while being a parent is wonderful, and there is nothing quite like watching your youngsters grow, not every moment is memorable. There are challenging, infuriating and even maddening moments that happen, as every parent knows all too well. That is especially true when your child reaches those much-feared and talked-about teenage years. Thats when often the best advice to parents is to hold on for dear life, because, like most other things in life, this too shall pass. They will not be 15 and 16 forever. Theyll grow up and learn eventually, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff hilariously mentions what happens at some point in the future if parents can make it through those difficult teenage years: grandchildren. By the way, if youre a young parent, everything they told you about grandchildren is true; it is, Jeff said. They are your reward for letting your teenagers live. Fight the urge. Let those ingrates live, and theyll bring you a bundle of joy. They will, just give them time. So, all parents who may be struggling and battling daily with a teenager who has seemingly grown deaf to the sound of your voice and ignores you like its their job, hold on. It is always darkest before the dawn, and at some point, down the road, you might have some grandchildren in your life. Proverbs 17:6 Childrens children are the crown of old men, and the glory of children is their fathers.

A comedians babysitting tale is relatable and absolutely hysterical. Anjelah Johnson-Reyes shared the powerful lesson she learned about children after agreeing to watch her godson. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Anjelah learned the hard way about those little ones. Children are, without a doubt, a tremendous blessing. Anyone who says or believes otherwise would be an individual to avoid. How could anyone think they are anything but a blessing? Children will dramatically change your life in every possible way, but always for the better. They add an incalculable amount of joy and happiness to every household. While those youngsters are an absolute blessing, parenting is not an easy task. In fact, being a parent and teaching and raising a child is likely the most challenging thing anyone can do. Ask any parent or grandparent, and they are likely to voice their agreement without giving it much thought. Even simply babysitting, watching a little one for a short period of time, can be too much for some people. Many babysitters are all too happy when the parents return home. In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah shared that she had agreed to watch her godson, Elijah, and she quickly learned something about children: they are much smarter and craftier than she had anticipated. She mentioned what and how she picked up this lesson, sending the entire audience into a fit of laughter. I learned that kids are smart, she said. And by smart, I mean manipulative. They know how to get what they want. They know how to get out of trouble. Later in the clip, she said this lesson came when she was attempting to feed her godson. He tried to fool her into thinking he was eating, but wasnt doing a very good job at it. Anjelah threatened to call the childs mother, and unexpectedly, the youngster called her bluff. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away.

Youll be cracking up at Nate Bargatzes take on his classroom struggles. The popular funnyman shared that he was not exactly the best student in the world and did so in a laugh-out-loud, knee-slapping fashion. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear Nate discuss his academic shortcomings. An education is important because, often, the more information we know and have, the better our lives will ultimately be. One of the most obvious ways to obtain an education is through school. However, sitting and spending time in a classroom is not the only way to acquire essential and crucial facts and figures. Some people, for various reasons, may not thrive and prosper in a classroom setting, and thats completely fine. Different people have different skill sets and talents. However, one of those people who seemed to have had trouble in the classroom was Nate. In a clip posted on YouTube, she shared how he was not exactly a straight-A student. But he goes even further than that, being open, honest and also extremely hilarious in talking about his time in the classroom. I had a hard time in school, he said. There was, when I got, when I barely graduated, got into a community college. Barely got into a college they have to let everybody in, he said. Later in the clip, he adds that his time while attending community college didnt produce the best results. He did not walk away with a degree. I went to community college for one year, he added. I have zero credits. Community college, a lot of people dont know, is college when theyre like, Youre probably going to stay in your community. So, were just going to show you the ropes around town. Nate never fails to make any subject funny. His trademark sense of humor and wit, as well as his willingness to make fun of himself, are what make him one of the most popular and successful comedians on the planet. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nate Bargatzes story about his waitress will have you laughing out loud. The funnyman discussed a family outing in which their waitress literally disappeared and never returned with their food. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear about Nates unfortunate encounter with a vanishing waitress. Everyone enjoys eating, and we all have our favorite spots to grab a delicious, mouth-watering meal. The only thing that can make such an outing even better is having the people we love most with us while scarfing down that dish. What could be better than that? The short and correct answer, of course, is nothing. However, while we do love going out to eat with family and friends, things can and do go wrong. Likely, we could all share personal horror stories of instances in which the dining experience was less than optimal. Maybe it was that the restaurant got your order wrong, the food was cold or something else entirely. Of course, the point is that a lot can go wrong, resulting in a bad experience that is so awful it remains with you for a while. Nate knows all too well about horrible dining experiences. In a clip posted on YouTube, he shared how his waitress took his familys orders and then disappeared. He mentioned that she actually quit her job right after taking their orders, leaving Nate and his family waiting on and wondering about their food. We had a waitress quit on us once, Nate said. She just quit. She took our order and left. And she was very nice, we didnt know she was going to quit. And was like, Oh, thats a good choice. She wrote everything down and then walked to her car and drove to her house. Nate explains that, at the time, he and his family were unaware that she had quit, so they remained at their table, waiting and hoping that their food would arrive eventually. I think about her every day, he added. What happened? Where did you go? Does she think about us? Did we eat? Are we still there?

Tim Conway's hilarious attempts to get female attention are comedy gold. The comedic legend understands that he's not good with women, believing they don't like him, so he resorts to drastic and hysterical measures to try to win them over. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to see Tim give it his best shot in a classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Dating is not an easy process. For the most part, it's a trial-and-error system, which can be tiring and disheartening. Technology improvements and advancements may now provide some assistance when it comes to dating, but it can still be a shot in the dark at times. Maybe you're compatible with this person, and perhaps you're not. Another thing that often makes dating difficult is getting and gauging someone's interest and attention. To even strike up a conversation and go out on a date with someone, you must first capture their attention. Given the numerous distractions in our world today, that is easier said than done. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim, along with his buddy, Harvey Korman, stops at a bar. Both are hoping to meet women, but Tim is down and discouraged. He doesn't want to be there because, as he says, women do not like him. For the life of him, he cannot understand why women seem to avoid him. Well, moments later, we start to get a good picture why Tim hasn't had much success romantically. Tim spots an attractive woman walking by, and he immediately grabs her and starts kissing her. Harvey, obviously distrusted by Tim's approach, corrects him and offers him words of encouragement for the next time, which happens relatively soon. Hilariously, that doesn't go much better. Finally, Tim spots another woman, played by Carol, who walks in, and right after she sits down, Tim begins to make his move. He tries several things, but nothing seems to work. Eventually, Tim's failure brings the entire place down, literally. Genesis 2:18 And the Lord God said, 'It is not good for the man to be by himself: I will make one like himself as a help to him.'

Steve Martin's hysterical juggling routine will leave you laughing out loud. The comedic legend wows as he displays his impressive hand-eye coordination. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see Steve Martin's juggling act, which will have you both amazed and doubled over with laughter. Entertainment is a challenging, competitive field. Most people, it seems, have a desire to be on stage in front of an audience full of adoring, cheering fans. They seek a financially lucrative career that allows them to entertain and thrill the masses with their God-given talent. However, as is evident from shows like American Idol, The Voice and America's Got Talent, those careers in the entertainment world are indeed hard to come by. Getting a chance, an opportunity is hard enough, but the chances of obtaining and achieving a successful, long-lasting career in entertainment that spans decades is nearly impossible. But some people have been able to do it, and Steve Martin is one of them. In a clip posted on YouTube, Steve demonstrates that he is a man of many talents. Not only is he absolutely hilarious and quick-witted, but he also has some tremendous, jaw-dropping hand-eye coordination. He juggles, adding to and taking away the number of what appear to be oranges he juggles, while also telling jokes that have the entire studio audience roaring with laughter. Those watching also let out collective oohs and aahs as Steve informs them of the tricks he'll be performing next. Hilariously enough, Steve gets himself in trouble with his most impressive trick, which he calls the big deal. He confesses that he has not found a great way to get out of it once he starts it. Additionally, it's worth noting that this clip is extremely rare. His hair is not white/grey, which it has been, seemingly, for decades. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This Tim Hawkins bit about an oddly named womens store has everyone in stitches. The popular comedian mentioned that he has frequently spotted a particular place where women can pick up some clothes. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Tim imagine what goes on inside one of these stores. When it comes to clothing, we have many options. Items can be purchased online, from the warmth and comfort of your home, which is what people are doing with ever-increasing frequency. There are also still brick-and-mortar stores, actual physical locations where people can try on the clothing before making a purchasing decision. Additionally, clothing stores can be and are categorized according to price. There is everything from very high-end, extremely overpriced retailers to secondhand stores, where used items can be picked up for next to nothing, and everything in between. Often one way to determine on which side of the scale a store falls is through its name. Through its name, a retail establishment will aim to convey the types of items, their quality and the prices of those items. In a clip posted on social media, Tim mentions one retailer in particular, The Dress Barn. According to Tim, The Dress Barn specializes in womens clothing. As Tim hilariously points out, The Dress Barn is not a really flattering name. It doesnt quite roll off the tongue. I noticed theres this womens clothing store I see a lot around here womens clothing store, he said. The actual name of the store is The Dress Barn. The Dress Barn. Thats the best name you could come up with, then? Thats, thats the one you want to go with? I dont think Im ever taking my wife to a place called The Dress Barn. Later in the clip, Tim hilariously imagines how some of the stores employees may act. His imagining of the possible actions and mannerisms of The Dress Barn employees will have you doubled over with laughter and struggling to catch your breath. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.